Last weekend I bought a Sega Genesis, complete with Sonic Spinball. And then Kathy and I ate Po' Boys and had a Spinball playoff. It sounded like a deranged, vaguely pornographic Tourette's convention came to town. It was awesome. And because I believe sharing is caring, here are the evening's best quotes, compiled for your reading pleasure.
The following quotes are real. The names have been changed to protect the innocent (NB: there is no innocent; no names have actually been changed).
- "Where's my sh*tf*cksgiving?!"
- "No. Nonono! You get in there! You. Get. Up. In. There. Good boy!"
- "Bahnurrrt. I like when it sounds like a fart."
- "Noooo you dumb*ss, get out of his mouth!!"
- "I'll bag your worm, baby."
- "Come on b*tch, come onnn b*tch! Oh, thank you."
- "Loooooooop de forrrrce!"
- "Arggghh. Why do you gotta make it all long and drawn out and I gotta thrust into his mouth til I'm dead?!"
- "Sh*tter!"
- Sang: "F*ckkkk my f*ckkkking liiiiiife!"
- "Sploooooge! Nooooooo!"
- "You're supposed to go in the hole!"
- Sang (to the tune of It Must Have Been Love): "I don't wannna be herrrre, especially not with that dude's mouuuuthhh."
- "Now I got two mother effin' birds!"
- "How 'bout a ride?! Wtf?! Are you hitting on me?!"
- "This level is a terrible thing of....terrible-ness. "
- "Gahhh...ahhh...ahhh. Oh! I got out of his mouth! Oh yes!"
- "Turn. Turn you stupid whore!"
- "Nice heaving. Now actually do something!"
- "Domo arigato, *sshole!"
I imagine that "F*****ck my f*cking liiiife" was you.
ReplyDeleteActually, that's one of the ones that was not me.
DeleteAh....nostalgia mixed with curse words. Perfection.
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