Friday, November 15, 2013

Let's Talk About How the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is Basically the 1980 Film "Flash Gordon"

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show happened last night. Some people have noted that it was ridiculous for this show to feature a $10m bra. Some people have commented that using emojis for underwear is bizarre. Still others are focused on the amount of underboob shown at the after party. But no one has addressed the biggest and most obvious issue with this year's show: it was Flash Gordon regurgitated onto a runway with Taylor Swift singing in the background. Seriously. Check it out.

First, from their Naughty Savior of the Universe Collection, Victoria's Secret gives us Flash:




In all his various costumes:

And, of course, we have Dale:


And the great Prince Barin:


And much to Flash's dismay, there's Aura, modeling the Neurotic Space Princess Bombshell collection:


But the greatest of these, my friends, is Prince Vultan, coming straight from the Victoria's Secret Sexy Little Hawkman collection:











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